-I farted in class today, and everyone laughed.
-I ran out of deodorant, so now I am forced to wear women's orange scented deodorant.
-I am doing good in school lately, I will definately graduate this year.
-I am in love with a devilish sexy girl named Kristy.(Edited 2008 to prevent reception of an angry female fist).
-I need to buy groceries real bad, we haven't been able to transport them home.(car broke)
-We got groceries today actually, YES. Now I can eat for once.
-I like to get high on life. But it hurts getting cereal stuck up my nose.
-I am currently masturbating and drinking a bottle of water at the same time. Talented eh?
-I have not submitted many deviations lately, nor have I submitted any journal entries.
-I believe there is an evil spirit living in my room that is in love with me. Find out why below.
-Because I find holes mysteriously in my underwear, all in the same spot...
-So either I have a slim, yet alarmingly sharp dick, or this ghost really wants to fuck me.
-I am hot...a special ed kid at school thinks so.
-I am listening to operation ivy.
-Now some Lagwagon is playing.
-The new socks my grandma bought me a month ago dye my feet black.
-I was changing in the washroom and all you could see was my feet, and I heard the kids...
-Whisper that there was a black man in our school...We are a 100% caucasian highschool.
-I used to get high at school. So did one of my teachers.
-I am going to pierce my eyebrow soon, I am horny.
-I guess that is why I am having a wank right now.
-A few of my mates went to a party and fell off the mechanical bull.
-Where the fuck did they go? A mechanical bull in the Sault???
-Nightwish is cool, they are playing now...my music rocks.
-A friend once said that if you grow your hair long, your mind will follow.
-I guess I must be the dumbest motherfucker alive. People think I am a skinhead.
-Maybe I am.
-I am trying to actually grow decently long hair for a change, so far it doesn't look too bad.
-I still prefer a shaved head, but if this gets long enough. I just might rock the dreads.
-Or an extremely oversized mohawk.
-On second thought, no mohawk.
-In grade 10 I once grew my hair extremely long and dyed it black.
-I turned it into an afro and took my grade 10 photos with it. Awesome memory.
-Gotta love thick hair.
-I am a natural red head.
-I have a lot of sex.
-I am finally done masturbating. Now for some supper.
-Now I am done supper, and playing some guitar.
-I want to write a song about crotch rot.
-I want to cover my body with tattoos and piercings one day.
-I think I may just stop writing these weird things now.
-On second thought, who cares. I am bored.
-I have 27453 total cracks in my wall.
-I have an xbox.
-I have a ps2.
-I have a total of 4 pillows in my room.
-I like to play drums.
-"Please sir help me, I am looking for a man".
-"The only thing that you will find is the backside of me hand".
-Haha.
-Some songs are just funny.
-I want to shoot you with my scrotum cannon.
-If at first you don't succeed. Then skydiving is definately not for you.
-A bishop came to visit my school today.
-He smelled like expensive ladies perfume and had a funny mustache.
-He bashed the Da'vinci Code.
-He supported homo-sexuality surprisingly, I thought catholics hated that shit?
-Or maybe he just secretly IS gay.
-Buddhist monks once visited my school. From Tibet.
-They will forever be my heroes. Especially the one that groans like a beast.
-If you ever want to feel the effects of acid and clusterphobia, listen to this guy meditate.
-He makes the coolest noise and it just shakes the whole building. He sounds like a monster.
-He made my friend shit himself.
-It was raining that day.
-I live in Canada.
-In Ontario, in a city called Sault Ste. Marie.
-If you don't like it. Suck it!