-I farted in class today, and everyone laughed.
-I ran out of deodorant, so now I am forced to wear women's orange scented deodorant.
-I am doing good in school lately, I will definately graduate this year.
-I am in love with a devilish sexy girl named Kristy.(Edited 2008 to prevent reception of an angry female fist).
-I need to buy groceries real bad, we haven't been able to transport them home.(car broke)
-We got groceries today actually, YES. Now I can eat for once.
-I like to get high on life. But it hurts getting cereal stuck up my nose.
-I am currently masturbating and drinking a bottle of water at the same time. Talented eh?
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